“So wait. You got access to the camera streams of vacuum robots?” “Sure have” “and you’ve coupled that with some AI thing that recognises objects and knows for how much those things sell on eBay?” “Yep” “and you sell that info to thieves that steal it?” “Yep, with maps and data on when the houses will be empty. They love it. And I get 10% of the eBay total” “you could go legit and sell this to insurance companies!” “Or combine both things!” #MicroFiction

@jwildeboer

Should be tagged as "SarcasmButOnlyHalf" as well ;)

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I didn't pay attention to the tag and thus didn't realize it was fiction first… I thought it was the business plan 😂

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