No joke thread. Seriously. I need a replacement dog. Gotta be too big for the wife to keep it in the bed at night, but it can't be a husky or anything along those lines, because it's kinda too hot for those to live outside here in Italy. Suggestions?
@ThatCrazyDude Basset hound? 🤔 I've never owned one, but they look funky and they seem to fit the bill: they are neither too big, nor small enough to cuddle with.