@Tony
This explains why belts are more popular 🤣
I mean, you can probably use suspenders and not look like a dork, but if you're old and stout, it always tends to look somewhat like this — especially when you're sitting.

@Tony
At this point it might be an advantage — if you're old and stout and wear suspenders, you might as well be in the business of pissing people off just for fun 😈