kaia  
neet date tips:
'forgetting' to scan articles at the self checkout so the cute uni student will re-scan everything together with you
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@kaia i too sometimes pretend i am retarded around women :comfydrool:
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m0xEE  

@newt @kaia
Exploiting women by making them pity you is kinda sociopathic though, is it not? 😏

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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:  
@m0xee @kaia pity? No, I pretend I'm fun but clueless. This is different.
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Den Datafag Trollmann :flag:  
@newt @kaia @m0xee >he has to pretend that he's fun
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m0xEE  

@hj @kaia @newt
Sometimes you have to, otherwise women might think you're one of those who are into Haskell, or worse… LISP 😱
— Men! All they want to do is get you into functional programming!
— No, this guy who came to our library yesterday — he's nothing like that. And I don't think I've ever seen him use more than two parentheses in a row… 🤔

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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt:  
@m0xee @hj @kaia jokes on you, I got Haskell from a girl
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@newt @kaia @hj
It means she got it from someone else before you 😜
Now that I think about it, there is something perverse in a way knowledge is transmitted the same way as… deviations induced by trauma 🤔

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