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A Landing Craft to Crimea?
Russian government suggests bringing tourists to Crimea by warships.
Russian authorities are planning to use warships to ease the load on the Crimean Bridge, near which there was a multi-kilometer traffic jam.
"I had a conversation with [Defense Minister] Sergei Shoigu, and he will provide us with two large landing craft, each taking 40 vehicles if necessary. If they will make five trips a day, it is another 200 cars each
"We unload you 20 meters from the pristine beach, please run with your towels into the concrete bungalows. Don't stand still to listen to the exploding crabs and rapid-fire seagulls. Enjoy you stay at the «Cannon Fodder Black Sea Resort»!
@DotardTed Are the sunbathers allowed to lie on their towels behind or in front of the orcs in the trenches? 🤔 @useless_idiot
