The next Chief of Muscovite (after Putin)

@don

I was going to say Kirill Kanakhin or Achmat Kadyrov, so I had to choose Lukashenko.

In all seriousness, I think Alexey Dumin (Dyumin? what are we using?) has the best cards.

@useless_idiot https://twitter.com/djuric_zlatko/status/1673640488530845696
One more claimant to the throne - #Zolotov . He got tanks ))

@don

Nice dark horse! In that tread:

- Zolotov explained the rapid advance of the "Vagner" PMC by the concentration of forces near Moscow

Classic: Save Moscow and screw everyone else.

@don

We should set up a next-Czar pool with all “electable” candidates.

@Helgi @kravietz
@ThatCrazyDude
@Evenkeeld
@warandpeas
@m0xee
@DotardTed
@NoBeret

@useless_idiot @Helgi @kravietz @ThatCrazyDude @Evenkeeld @warandpeas @m0xee @DotardTed @NoBeret

I think it could work in next way. Everyone should propose one candidate, who is russian citizen with short explanation of who is this person and why he had a chance. And then compile it into poll )

@useless_idiot @Helgi @kravietz @ThatCrazyDude @Evenkeeld @warandpeas @m0xee @DotardTed @NoBeret

My candidate for next-Czar is AI chatbot of #Zhirinovsky

https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-far-right-party-made-ai-chatbot-dead-leader-zhirinovsky-2023-6

Zhirinovsky was like Prigozhin, but without tanks. Also, he will not flee Moscow, if another russian warlord will try to capture it

@don Most Russians would be happy. He was pretty popular when he was still alive — I don't know why, don't ask, probably for spouting same nonsense one's drunk dad would ranting in the kitchen.
And being a chat bot he shouldn't have too high cost of maintenance unlike rest of these fuckers. Most news from Russia don't make sense and already look like they were written by NN, so he should fit right in 🤣
@useless_idiot @Helgi @kravietz @ThatCrazyDude @Evenkeeld @warandpeas @DotardTed @NoBeret

@m0xee @don @useless_idiot @kravietz @ThatCrazyDude @Evenkeeld @warandpeas @DotardTed @NoBeret Zhirik was mad about being Jewish by his dad and not mom, Israel would say he's not real Jew and Russians would say he is, and use antisemitic punch face gestures in school. So he decided to create a Real Nazi Party that's run by a Jew

@Helgi He was very controversial. He was also trying to appeal to "conservative" crowd a lot (lots of weird shit about it in Russia, but even so) despite there being a lot of hints he was into boys. He was full of surprises, people seem to love it. His party was named Liberal Democratic Party and he admitted it himself it just sounded cool, but had zero to do with liberal democracy 🤪
@don @useless_idiot @kravietz @ThatCrazyDude @Evenkeeld @warandpeas @DotardTed @NoBeret