Once every two month Eugen Rochko gets out his FlowBee Hair Vacuum, and gives himself a haircut. In this thread, I'm going to take you through some of his looks:

These two are what I would call The Eugen Basic, the Press likes using these a lot, I'm guessing because they scream German Homeschooler.

This is a look I like to call The Evil Twin. His hair is a little more wild here than Eugen Basic, and he's grown a goatee to distinguish himself.

This is Depression Eugen. He hasn't used the Flowbee in 3 months, and has developed a Christian Split Bang.

This can only be a LinkedIn Glamor Shot of some kind. It's the same haircut, but he's done a Southern Baptist side comb. His hand gently resting on his goatee, let's you know he's seriously thinking about Fedi.

I'm calling this The Dating Profile
Once again the same haircut, but lightly tousled as if to say, I JUST HAD SEX, I AM A SEX DOER! I don't know, it's kinda working for me, pretty sultry.

This looks like an invitation to the Gay Summer Wedding of the worst couple you know. I'm not sure what they were going for here, but this is a couple who goes on a boat trip, and only one comes back.