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You π have gained πͺ 6000 π³π΅ (six π thousand π―, ε ε) social π₯ credit π³ points π for that message β. The interest π«π€ rate π on π your π credit π³ cards π³πΈπΆ has been decreased π»π° by 10 π%. The interest π€ rate π on π your π mortgage has been decreased π»π° by 5 π%. Your π next πββοΈβ‘ 3 ββΉπ paychecks π°π΅ will be raised π¦ by an extra β 7.5 ππ«π¬%. All π― your π personal π« electronic πΊ devices π±π»π have had their surveillance π level π― lowered from 8-9 β«1β£γ° to 11-4. Glory π to the CCP!
@splitshockvirus Do I get a free catwife too? πΌ
I hope I do, writing that comment was no small feat!
@james@mstdn.starnix.network
