Apologies to #Ataris
I started my Windows system again today
A message appeared saying you've been p0wned
and there's a ransom you must pay!

Why do I never seem to learn
Windows is wrong and Microsoft is fucking evil!
Looks like I'll never figure out
What good computing is all about

Saw the AI report today
All the FOSS was swept from GitHub
and only Microsoft got paid!

Why do I never seem to learn
VSCode is wrong and Microsoft is fucking evil!