Friday lunches are for slowly getting stoned, especially if you work for a soul-sucking, multi-national corporation.
#CapitalismSucks

Disingenuous answers are, "Start your own business!" or " Get another job!", but employment choices are dependent upon your individual situation.

"Start your own business!" is invalid for introverts, and "Get another job!" is invalid for the rural, non-relocatable. It's kind of like telling a homeless person in New York that they would'nt be cold in L.A.