Joshua Crawford has moved @jlcrawf@librem.one

Montana’s Glacier National Park is being forced to remove all signs that read “glaciers will all be gone by 2020,” after the doomsday scenario didn’t happen.

https://www.infowars.com/glacier-park-in-montana-set-to-remove-glaciers-will-all-be-gone-by-2020-signs/

Now that there has been a lull in the conversation and guards are down this year would be the perfect time to invade Greenland.

I say we sail on Groundhog Day if Punxsatawny Phil doesn't see his shadow.

Six weeks later if he does.

Get the gym and work those shoulders, lads. We got some rowing to do.

CNN Attacks Babylon Bee: 'The Internet Is Only Big Enough For One Fake News Site' https://buff.ly/2tCEkTf 

2020-01-07, 20:30:12
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1214645431063449601

Need to live on this street...lol
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Data isn't gold, it's uranium. Companies stockpile and refine it because of the great power it creates. But the industry is largely unregulated and creates hazardous by-products. When it spills it's almost impossible to clean up and when it explodes it leaves a wasteland behind.

RT @love4thegameAK
Here is the full monologue given by Ricky Gervais
ThanQ Benny

It's happening! I already moved my SIM over so I can treat it as my main phone. #Librem5 #Chestnut

This. Needs. To. Stop.

I was the biggest tomboy up until I hit 15 or so. Hated dresses, preferred army men over Barbie, loved to fish and go camping, played with stick guns during Cowboys and Injuns, watched football and wrestling on tv and prefered sports with boys (they didn't cry). Hell, I tackled a classmate during gym in the 4th grade and broke one of his ribs. I was anything but a girlie girl.

It horrifies me to think that my tendencies as a child would be viewed today as a reason to "modify" my gender.

We have got to start pushing back on this harder. Kids need to be kids. They need to have a fricken childhood without an agenda!

Relax this Boxing Day! https://t.co/BUGKA5OoNR

Had a late lunch with family and then drove around and looked at Christmas lights. All in all, a nice day! Hope everyone had a good day also! 🎄😊

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Original: https://www.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1209812664601522178
#Trump #Christmas

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In Genius Move, Trump Supports Impeachment, Forcing Democrats To Oppose https://babylonbee.com/news/in-genius-move-trump-supports-impeachment-forcing-democrats-to-oppose-it …

2019-12-21, 04:09:30
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1208238035369807872

https://twitter.com/BlazeTV/status/1207436015968735232

He has a point!

disarming public is treason