@jaj0_0 I love Doctor Who!
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if you make a joke on Mastodon, no matter WHAT the content is, after 50+ boosts people will appear in the replies that take it completely at literal face value.
you could post "a man walks into a bar, says ouch!" and if it receives 50+ boosts, then you will begin seeing replies like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STEEL BAR PLACEMENT IS DEREGULATED BY PROFIT DRIVEN CROOKS!"
this theory is commonly known as Eugen's Gambit. and i love it.
@wilkie I don't think there is a button, but the scripts they recently wrote to remove hate speech probably came handy.
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the blockchain would scale better if we put the blockchain on the blockchain
@red The problem is that @ replies are just an added hack to basic model of following people you want to read. This model is not designed for conversations.
@encarsia@octodon.social @stux Wanna bet?
@thor@mstdn.social I made that joke when I was, like, twelve.
@GI_Jack@hackers.town There is one crucial thing missing. AIs.
EPROM SSD
Juha Autero π
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republicans: the party for making things worse
democrats: the party for slowing that down slightly
@showerpickles Isn't "Western civilisation" just a euphemism for "colonisation"?
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Periodic reminder that non-binary, agender, trans masc, trans femme, and all other non-cis identities are 100% valid.
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so that this can reach creatures who really need to hear it right now.)
@stux This is my favourite. https://youtu.be/a4UUCM-KwXY
@wabbster That was the original price range of OLPC. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OLPC_XO
@Nikolai_Kingsley @stux This is my favourite. https://youtu.be/yZsbT867uEE
@wabbster I remembered OLPC when I was looking at Pinebooks. https://store.pine64.org/product/11-6-pinebook/
Watching bearded guy building draft which mostly seems to be consist of him dropping power tools into water and bleeped cursing.
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I always bring a nice ripe melon to a baby shower. When you drop that shit and it explodes, no one will ever hand you a baby again!
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