BBC Brit should have warning:"Programme contains Jeremy Clarkson some viewers may find offensive. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Ammonium nitrate is not explosive by itself" is the new "jet fuel fire can't melt steel".

Ei ekosysteemi ole huolella ladottu pino, vaan epämääräinen kasa. Luonnonvalinta ei ole käsi, joka huolella laittaa jokaisen lajin omaan koloonsa, vaan painovoima, joka huolehtii, että kasaan ei jää aukkoja.
Mihin ekosysteemi tarvitsee punkkeja? - Tiede |

hot take: we should have kid-friendly pride AND also 18+ pride

hear me out

✅ twice as many prides

✅ young kids get a place where they can see and meet people from all across the rainbow, which is completely separate from...

✅ adults having a place where they can literally fuck in the streets if they want, c’mon it’s fucking pride

i can’t imagine another example where the totality of a human’s existence is expected to fit such small singular confines, so why on earth do we do that with pride

The "my experience with (thing) was not bad therefore all experiences with (thing) are good and all of you are wrong" is such a white take that photographers use it to white-balance their cameras.

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Natural resources should be treated as capital, not income. Instead of pumping oil they should be used as collateral for investment loans. At the very least income should be invested.

if you make a joke on Mastodon, no matter WHAT the content is, after 50+ boosts people will appear in the replies that take it completely at literal face value.

you could post "a man walks into a bar, says ouch!" and if it receives 50+ boosts, then you will begin seeing replies like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STEEL BAR PLACEMENT IS DEREGULATED BY PROFIT DRIVEN CROOKS!"

this theory is commonly known as Eugen's Gambit. and i love it.

the blockchain would scale better if we put the blockchain on the blockchain

@red a social network that doesn't network. it's just you, on your computer

On the Harper's "cancel culture" letter.

The problem is this privileged bunch of elites are upset that people are now actually willing to call out their bad ideas as bad.

republicans: the party for making things worse

democrats: the party for slowing that down slightly

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Periodic reminder that non-binary, agender, trans masc, trans femme, and all other non-cis identities are 100% valid.

(:boost_requested: so that this can reach creatures who really need to hear it right now.)

I love Emacs but dear god Elisp is on the dark timeline of Lisps.

Watching bearded guy building draft which mostly seems to be consist of him dropping power tools into water and bleeped cursing.

I always bring a nice ripe melon to a baby shower. When you drop that shit and it explodes, no one will ever hand you a baby again!


@fribbledom Would they then do what they normally do when they invade a country?

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