About the #CrowdStrike thing:

"the company is “deeply sorry for impact that we’ve caused to customers”"
[...]
"Kurtz said there had been a “negative interaction” between the update and Microsoft’s operating system"
[...]

https://www.theguardian.com/business/live/2024/jul/19/retail-sales-great-britain-slump-12-government-borrowing-june-figure-lowest-2019-horizon-business-live?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-669a58768f083fc6a5479a49#block-669a58768f083fc6a5479a49

I wonder if it might turn out to be possible to come up with some joke where someone explains they are “deeply sorry" for the "negative interaction between ________ and ________".