A rabbit comes into a shop & asks, "Got any carrots?" The seller answers, "No!"

Next day the rabbit walks in again & asks, "Got any carrots?" The seller- "No!"

Next day the rabbit walks in & asks, "Got any carrots?" Seller shouts, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!"

Next morning the rabbit comes back & asks, "Got any nails?" The seller- "No!" The rabbit asks, "Got any carrots?"

I'll be here all week.

Can we get eco sister twitter.com/hiitaylorblake on here? Emmanuel the Emu's bird flu recovery is really the only reason I need to check Twitter anymore.

Who keeps you checking Twitter?

Because Mastodon is a better place with beautiful photos of Mt. Rainier.

(And I'm sending this from a plane. Free T-Mobile internet on United. The world is good.)

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