OLD THREAD REPOST
Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then cross your legs. Cross them tighter, you're going to need this.
Meet the Vaginal Washer, a product patented in 1921.
The inventor, Theodore Hubert Larson, designed this thing to, as the name suggests, wash the vagina. Its shape is intended to be "readily inserted" in there. And once the vaginal washer is in, it is supposed to - we really hope you listened when we told you to cross your legs - "brush and scrape the walls thereof".
@vagina_museum today in "threads I wish I hadn't clicked" *whimper*
