Your new job as a voice actor for a company's voicemail system is going great until the text prompts you have to read start getting weird and you start to wonder what you're the voice for
"Confirm auto self destruct sequence"
You squint at the cue card and the audio technician taps on the glass
@researchfairy You scan further down the card "If you would like to record a short message for your family or loved ones, should they survive, please speak after the tone"