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you could marry a sad emo girl and you could prey on each other like emotional vampires and you could make a suicide pact to jump off a lonely, windy cliff in Cornwall and you jump but she chickens out at the last minute and you can lock eyes with your betrayer, growing smaller and smaller on the bluff, until you spatter on the rocks below and then she gets all the attention for losing her husband in such a terrible way. "How could he?" they'll say, patting her hand in a comforting way as she basks in the warm waves of drama washing over her, while the cold waves are washing over you.