@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc Grampa Awoo 😁 💕 @Grandtheftautism
@terryenglish @icameheretoawoo you never know, you could come in and catch him with his pants around his ankles "all I wanted was to get rid of those dang raccoons and now I'm a deviant. You've ruined me. RUINED ME! What will grandma awoo say when she finds out"
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@Grandtheftautism The love of traps has to come from somewhere 🤔 @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
*a sepia-toned, scratchy newsreel plays in a darkened movie theater. A boy in short pants and a newsboy cap finds a racy photograph of a buxom woman baring her breasts in a trash can in a dingy alley. He sits down against a peeling brick wall, putting the photo on the ground beside him. Somberly he pulls the stub of a pencil from behind his ear and carefully draws a penis and a mustache on the woman, while his other hand gropes furtively deep inside his pocket. Hurdy-gurdy music plays faintly in the background*