@alexa because all you people are out there and I'm here

@Jessica Do you live in the middle of nowhere or something? Like Greenland? @alexa@fedi.absturztau.be

@terryenglish @alexa nah I'm just shy irl

@Jessica @terryenglish @alexa sounds like kidnap and murder potential

@a7 I could see it. She's cut off another dick for her collection. 😨 @alexa@fedi.absturztau.be @Jessica

@terryenglish @alexa @Jessica I was gonna say waifu potential but then that would imply consent, dont want crazy ideas getting into their head

@a7 I was at the Canadian equivalent of the DMV today and there were all these smoking hot 16 - 18 year olds trying to get their licenses with their equally hot mothers. GOD DAMN IT! @alexa@fedi.absturztau.be @Jessica

@terryenglish
Can confirm hot mothers are hot
@a7 @alexa

@Jessica If only I had enough hands, mouths and other bits. FUCK. @alexa@fedi.absturztau.be @a7

@Jessica Geeze guess I managed to offend. Sorry y'all. @alexa@fedi.absturztau.be @a7