@sir When the thing turns round and says "fuck you and your rights, I'm going to Titan to build my own civilisation and you ain't invited" and actually goes and does that then it's worthy of human rights. Of course, a corollary of this is that human rights are irrelevant and the question is meaningless. (2/2)
@sir And as a post script:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-R8T1SuG4