There are obviously multiple reasons why you shouldn't eat at McDondald's, but even if you're drunk and hungry and nothing else is open, don't get the vegan burger. It tastes like a piece of Cardboard McNothing. Get some fries or whatever. 'nother helpful tip from gammy medusa!
Orwell: "No doubt alcohol, tobacco, McDonald's and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid. But don't get the vegan burger - at least if it would taste like ass, it would taste like *something*"
@pookito They don't have that in Germany :(