Nike shoes I bought in 2005? Still in nice condition!
Nikes I bought 2 years ago? Falling apart.
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@fribbledom why did you buy a second pair then? #justsain
Or, if you had bought a second pair every second year, Nike wouldn't have been forced to force you to... *lookingatpaper*.. to force _you_, to.
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Because I need more than one pair of shoes and the previous one had a pretty good track record. Pun intended.