FBI Statement Regarding Threats to Nominees and Appointees:
https://www.fbi.gov/news/press-releases/fbi-statement-regarding-threats-to-nominees-and-appointees

Hey, FBI, if you don't beam me up from Russia right now (for interrogation of course 😉), I will ask my friend Volodya to deworm the worm-man! 😤

Does this count as a threat? I hope it does, I tried really hard 🥺