@kaia
And then you realise that all your Fedi friends are secretly millionaires and are subscribed to your OnlyFans just to support you because they really like that Lain tattoo 🤭
@m0xee@social.librem.one @kaia@brotka.st I've never seen a fedi user with more than 10 dollars, let alone a million
@hummingbird
Bastards are really good at concealing their wealth! You invite your Fedi friend out to have a couple of beers, they arrive in their Plymouth Superbird and you're like: "Where did you even get that thing?!",— but they are: "Hey, bro, can you lend me some? I'll pay you back as soon as that gun shipment to Congo gets through".
OMG, it's Congo, not Belarus, no one ever checks what gets shipped there — what is even their problem? At least could've come up with a better excuse 🤷
@hummingbird
And online they are like: "Capitalism! Let's fight capitalism!",— how about we get to that when you're at least paying for your own beers, you cheap rascal! 😏
@kaia