In all honesty, one of the largest disappointments in tech industry lies in the fact that I can't put half of my work achievements on my resume.

@newt
You know, writing off that HP server that is now running in your bedroom when it was brand new and keeping a decade old one in its place isn't exactly an achievement in the eyes of your future employer 🤭

@m0xee weak.

One of my less vile achievements was completely fucking out a recruitment campaign for one of my former employer's competitors by spamming their recruiters with fake resumes and having drunk hobos show up for live interviews and vomit all over the place. One of their female recruiters had a mental breakdown and quit after sixth or seven hobo.

@newt
😱
That's just evil!

(And doesn't grant you a fully-loaded ProLiant)

@m0xee evil? Naaah.. I call it metagaming.

But seriously, you can achieve a lot by slipping some cash and a few bottles of booze (and maybe some laxatives) to a bunch of homeless dudes and sending them to places.

@newt
TBH I even did something like that, but for personal reasons, doing it in professional life would be… unprofessional and might win me a wolf ticket.
(And would also make it impossible to keep low-profile 😏)