Unable to set up webgl context.
Please use a browser that supports it and has it enabled
Your graphics drivers may also be blacklisted, so try updating those too. woo, might as well update your entire operating system while you're at it.
It'll be expensive, but hey, its YOUR money, not mine.
You can probably just disable the blacklist, but please don't moan at me when your computer blows up, seriously, make sure those drivers are not too buggy.
I knew a guy once. True story. Boring, but true.
You're probably missing out on something right now. Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Meh, its probably just tinkertoys, right?
You know, you could always try Internet Explorer, you never know, hell might have frozen over.
Don't worry, I wasn't serious.
Tum te tum. Did you get it working yet?
Dude, fix it already.
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