BORN TO MANAGE A FEDIVERSE INSTANCE
DATABASE IS A FUCK
T.MAP IS NOT A FUNCTION
I AM GARBAGE COLLECTOR MAN
410,757,864,530 DEAD DATABASE ROWS

@theorytoe did your instance break spontaneously or were you doing something
i want to have an instance but if things break for no reason then it's annoying

@Paulo @theorytoe >if things break for no reason
>if

@Paulo @theorytoe as far as software goes pleroma is probably relatively stable but it's overcomplicated so when it does break it'll be very confusing

@meso
> Error: timeout of 60000ms exceeded
> Request failed with status code 500 - [object Object]
> Error fetching timeline: e.map is not a function
> relatively stable
Yeah, something like that 😂🤣😂
@theorytoe @Paulo

@m0xee @theorytoe @Paulo relatively stable as in it doesn't get updates much so it doesn't really have any glaring issues serverside. and that's what I meant, when it does it's hard to figre them out

@meso
I got you, I'm just having the usual laugh about how robust every single piece of Fedi software is.
TBH Pleroma turned out to be way better than I have expected. I hope the DB doesn't become unusable in two years. Or… who cares, that's not the planning horizon I should be aming for, by that time I'll probably make a new instance under a different name and make the old one read-only 😅
@theorytoe @Paulo

@m0xee @theorytoe @Paulo yea DBs become rekt after 2 years unless you're pete

@meso @theorytoe @Paulo @m0xee the virgin being on the same instance for years vs the Chad bouncing from instance to instance

@get @theorytoe @Paulo @m0xee I think the instance I lasted the longest on was rdrama.cc and it's not ran by me

@meso
@get @Paulo @m0xee

who exactly runs rdrama
is it rdr or nekobit?

@theorytoe @meso @get @m0xee well nekobit is in charge
but he said the site is basically on life support

@Paulo @theorytoe @get @m0xee i think he means he would just not give a shit if it went down and he couldnt fix it after one attempt Solid take

@meso @theorytoe @get @m0xee i really need to get my instance going, i'm just not familiar at all with maintaining a public server