@moffintosh Removing Edge does involve a bit of fuckery, but nothing that breaks the system. Just a few of "Remove-AppxPackage" and "WinGet Uninstall". I didn't even have to look it up, pretty straightforward if you know where to look.
It doesn't make Edge less of a garbage of course.
You can also remove WebView2 this way, which is basically same Chrome, but embeddable. Then you can make the directory it installs itself to read-only and that's it — problem solved.