While retreating, Russians stole zoo animals. A stolen racoon caused the most talk, fighting capture with all his strength.
"I was asked for good news from Kherson, but, in fact, the only good news is that my friend managed to steal a raccoon from Kherson Zoo," reporter Anna Dolgareva said.
The news quickly went viral and caused a wave of jokes and memes across social media.
The raccoon kidnapping is called the "sacred purpose of the special military operation."
Meat is back on the menu!
I had not considered that! I have seen their MRE's... Good point!
As far as the: "sacred purpose of the special military operation." ...
Do you think there was a ceremony? 🤣
The Dutch word for raccoon is “wasbeer” lit. washing bear.
Maybe some particularly illiterate soldiers thought they were taking washing machines?
@useless_idiot
According to this chart raccoon even has several advantages: it is lighter, powered by the same expired food rations as Russian army and, unlike washing machine, can sexually reproduce — no wonder it got stolen 🤣
@DotardTed
@useless_idiot
I can elaborate a little further, but I'd better not to. Let's just say I'm a little worried for that raccoon 🤭
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Yeah, but bringing a raccoon home won’t get Pjotr laid.