(Apologies to The Clash)
Yankee brewer
He wanna make some ale
He tried in California
But now it's all that he can sell
Yankee dollar talk
To the cicerones picking suds
In fact it's giving orders
And they can't afford to filter trub
I'm so bored with the IPA
I'm so bored with the IPA
But what can I do?
Yankee craft brewers
Are always earning scratch
Because brewers in America
Use seven hops a batch
Never mind the other types
Of beers a brewer could make
They'll just add some fruit or haze
Or say this one's really dank
I'm so bored with the IPA
I'm so bored with the IPA
But what can I do?
