Why are companies able to get away with calling them "smart speakers"? That's emphasizing completely the wrong aspects of the devices. They're more "smart microphones" or "smart listening devices". The magic is in listening in to everything and sometimes using a speaker to respond.
I'm going to make a vibrator that's free, but it has to be connected to an app on your phone. That way, I can collect allllll the info on lady self pleasuring.
Gonna call it: The SmartCock™