It's pretty cool that a bank can have unadvertised immutable ACH daily and monthly limits, that you don't know about until you hit them. And no way to send a wire transfer without physically visiting a branch (which may be multiple states away). You could use a paper check, if you had one, which you have not needed for any reason in...a long time -- and certainly shouldn't suddenly need one to transfer money *to yourself*.

Yes, we are your bank, and our job is to not give you back your money.