I can't stop myself from answering "No" to the question "Room for cream?"
I *do* want room in my coffee, but not for cream. I just don't think it's any of their business that I'm a spiller.
@jasonrush
If you tell them “room yes, cream no” they’ll likely assume you use a custom creamer or sweetener, not that you’re a spiller. Just my $0.02 from working food service in my teens.
@jasonrush @nicegnome
Even better!!
@jasonrush @f1337 @nicegnome If you order your coffee shaken, not stirred, they will have to leave room otherwise it will spill while being shaken. Plus, people will think you're probably a spy, which is cool.
@f1337 Yeah, great suggestion. Also, @nicegnome suggested I just start by ordering "coffee with room" to nip it in the bud and avoid the whole moral conundrum 😂