My internal monologue is usually just a really eclectic playlist in my head all day, so I've figured some things out.
#Linux = Perfect by Princess Superstar
#FreeBSD = Better the devil you know by Kylie Minogue
#Apple = I'm too sexy by Right said Fred
#Android = Dr Evil by They might be giants
#Windows................hummmm
I cant figure a song that could represent the crappyness of windows. Anybody got some ideas?