So you know those old Glamour Shot places in malls in the 90s?

I want one of those but for armor and swords and cloaks and stuff. All the fantasy props. Bows! Belts with pouches and potions and tiny accessories!

I want a photoshoot with hair & makeup & prop artists who will make me look like a badass who just stepped out of an epic fantasy novel.

Where do I go to make that happen??