Going forward, to build a breakthrough Mastodon 2.0 and succeed in an increasingly competitive world, we will need to be extremely hardcore.
This will mean tooting long hours at high intensity.
Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade.
@thomasfuchs We'll fund this Mastodon 2.0 with $8 per month which will also prevent all awfulness such as splinters, famine, war, impersonation, and worst of all mean names for the head of the company.
@ozoned @thomasfuchs you missed out the terrible evil that is public transit
@afewbugs @thomasfuchs that which shall not be named.