In a plot twist for apple, the iPhone XR (the cheapest of the newer iPhones) is their best selling one by far. Apple was surprised to learn this, claiming "Money? Money money money money?" This is believed to be translated to "What? People won't spend whatever we want them to on the best specs?", but our resident Apple translator was sick and possibly hungover, so we can't be sure. More on this story after this break from our sponsors