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Sanghi trolls are openly asking their Handlers whether there's payment for tooting + trolling on #Mastodon lmfao!!💁‍♂️
This is fkng hilarious... 😹🤭

#TootNotTweet 🐘

Now that #AYODHYAVERDICT is out, what changes for Indians?

Farmers will get MSP?
Farm debts cleared?
Economy back on track @ 8%?
Jobs to choose from?
Cities cleaner and safer?
All kids in schools?
No kid malnourished?
No lynching?
No beef politics?
Banks will recover all NPAs?
PMC Bank-like scam won’t happen?

Say, what changes.

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If you're bored on Mastodon remember to play Toot or Dare.

If you lose a Toot, remember to contact the Toot fairy.

Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the Toot and nothing but the Toot?

I like to clarify why we don’t have a verification system like the #birdsite with the blue thingy next to your name.

On the #fediverse or at least #Mastodon we all are equal. No person is ‘higher in ranks’ or better than everyone else, our point is exactly the opposite. We want equality right?

We have plenty of methods to prove who you are on other platforms, we don’t need a badge for that 😉 Ofcourse you can use it however you like but this would be the reason, I’ll hope you’ll understand

Oh god oh fuck. How do I answer everything. Here, have this cat picture I took today

Our lead developer was recently laid off from his job, your support via Patreon, Open Collective and other platforms means a lot during this difficult time.

We've come too far to give up now, progress may be slower for the next few weeks.

The littlest patient is back from the doctor and relaxing on her perch 💕

We want to add a moderator who speaks Hindi to the mastodon.social team. Must uphold our code of conduct, must stick around on Mastodon, some monetary compensation is included.

Apply over DM or reply. Will try to get through the applications in the following days (I’m not home though)

On one hand, tech companies violate our , capture massive amounts of data without consent, and process and categorize it w/ ruthless efficiency to ever-more-precisely target us with ads.

On the other hand, AARP keeps trying to sell my deceased dad life insurance.

For Android Users 

Mastodon is not Twitter
BUT THIS ALONE WILL NOT HELP...
...if you are still tangled in a Twitter-mindset!!

Are you still searching for the Trending Topics that will impose to everyone what is the thing about whom you "must" talk today?

Are you searching for "people to follow" instead of "people to interact with"?

Are you still planning time wasting things like hashtag wars instead of doing something real?

Are you searching for emotional and social gratifications by the number of retweets you received?

Are you still judging a post by the number of likes that received?

Are you still writing '"cool lines posts" for obtaining likes insted of writing interesting posts that stimulates discussion and interaction?

If so, pkease pay attention: there is still much Twitter INSIDE YOU.

(It takes some time to heal 😉)

For Android Users 

A super computing nation is sold the fairy tale of never ending counting of demonetised currency for months and months when its matter of couple of hours to collate the data in simple Excel sheets!

Drugged people bought Emperor's lies and granted him election wins 🤣

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Allow F-Droid to update repositories. After that you should see following screens. Install #Fedilab.

And don't forget to check apps in F-Droid. They are all FOSS apps. Mostly useful and fun. Just not very glossy. But no ads. 😎

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