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I just had terrible idea. Robinhood skill for opsdroid.

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β€œwell, you see, most of my family money came from financially trolling the financial trolling market” β€” future Gamestop Short Baron

I doubt global majority would want climate action, if they realised it means things like canceling Keystone pipeline. That is why we get Paris Agreement and carbon neutral pledges which basically just mean "we'll do that later".

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I don't think his "integrative medicine" is actual industrial bleech, but it's still nonsense.

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I don't understand why people find DNS so difficult, it’s just cache invalidation and naming things

tired: spook.el
wired: following Qanon fedi with an account on Chinese Mastodon server.

I just realised that Trump will probably have a new reality-tv show. Sort of Arrested Development meets Apprentice. I mean that's probably only way he can make money (and publicity).

Not only are we living in a computer simulation, but we are living in a computer simulation running on hardware that follows Moore's Law. Ancient Greeks thought that world is made of Platonic solids because they had much lower polygon count.

When I develop , I also make Enterprise version for Federation starships.

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I swear, Crows man. I had a friend that got on a crow's bad side, and it's amazing how persistent they can be.

This thing followed him around and would just "CAW! CAW!" at the most inopportune times just to make itself heard. Guy tried calling animal control but of course they were like "you want us to stop a crow from… cawing?"

Dude actually moved towns to get away from that crow; I swear I thought he was going to crack. Then like two weeks later, his cell rings. The number is his old land line. And it's that same crow just "CAW! CAW!"

Fortunately for him, that was enough to get the feds involved because it's actually federally illegal to make an unsolicited cell phone caw.

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