Juha Autero 💉 @jautero@librem.one

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if you make a joke on Mastodon, no matter WHAT the content is, after 50+ boosts people will appear in the replies that take it completely at literal face value.

you could post "a man walks into a bar, says ouch!" and if it receives 50+ boosts, then you will begin seeing replies like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STEEL BAR PLACEMENT IS DEREGULATED BY PROFIT DRIVEN CROOKS!"

this theory is commonly known as Eugen's Gambit. and i love it.

the blockchain would scale better if we put the blockchain on the blockchain

@red a social network that doesn't network. it's just you, on your computer

republicans: the party for making things worse

democrats: the party for slowing that down slightly

Periodic reminder that non-binary, agender, trans masc, trans femme, and all other non-cis identities are 100% valid.

( so that this can reach creatures who really need to hear it right now.)

I always bring a nice ripe melon to a baby shower. When you drop that shit and it explodes, no one will ever hand you a baby again!

#LifeHack

@TheGibson leetleest and sheetleest

@fribbledom Would they then do what they normally do when they invade a country?

OH: "If the USA saw what is going on in the USA, the USA would invade the USA to free the USA from the USA."

Y’all: Rioting and looting doesn’t do anything.

Historians: The only thing in history that has worked for the general public inciting change has been a riot,a protest, or a looting- like the Civil Rights Movement, Suffragettes, and Stonewall.

Y’all: Well, violence isn’t the answer

Historians: MLK was peaceful and you still shot him dead, and America is one of the most historically violent countries in the world, how ironic.

JUST SAY YOU DON’T SUPPORT BLACK LIVES MATTER AND LEAVE instead of finding an excuse as to why you shouldn’t care that again and again and again Black people are completely brutalised by police and police are never criminalized for it.

Copied and pasted from a friend. Feel free to do the same and call out racists where they stand.