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the only people who can call themselves a "self-made man" are trans men

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I love when corporate feedback is "you're excellent, however, you let your emotions get in the way of your work sometimes" like I'm not a human being or something

Just got pimp slapped by the heat walking out of work. Ouch!!

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busta rhymes - woo hah!! got you all in check, but all the "woo hah"s are replaced with yee haw

Something I created due to the popularity of people sampling in the grocery stores...

Hey. Hey! Hey you! I wish you an awesome day!

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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it makes me happy when I see someone with a stupid towerful car stuck in the same traffic as me. like, haha Audi R8, what's your V10 engine good for now?

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