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Gotta love when your flight gets cancelled en route from the parking garage to the terminal 😆

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the only people who can call themselves a "self-made man" are trans men

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I love when corporate feedback is "you're excellent, however, you let your emotions get in the way of your work sometimes" like I'm not a human being or something

Just got pimp slapped by the heat walking out of work. Ouch!!

@geet
With a banjo twang replacing the bass beats

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busta rhymes - woo hah!! got you all in check, but all the "woo hah"s are replaced with yee haw

Something I created due to the popularity of people sampling in the grocery stores...

@laser
I guess the adage: "A head full of rocks." needs to be updated.

@Styxcolor@mastodon.art

Creepy and fun!

Also a tad bizarre. You may not need any more coffeinated drinks! 😂

Hey. Hey! Hey you! I wish you an awesome day!

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