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Even in MY OWN HOME my boss decides when I can use MY OWN bathroom
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if you drink anything, your mouth becomes a bowl of teeth cereal for a very short amount of time
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Salesforce is such a nightmare
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I'm sorry but tim pool is an objectivity funny name
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basically the story goes like: my grandpa was hungover in church and had his sunglasses on. a guy in front of him turns around and is like "hey fuckface take your sunglasses off it's rude to wear them inside" and my grandpa grabs his bible and throws it at the guy, but he ducks and it hits my grandma. and thats the story of how my grandparents met.
Brenda natomy
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It's always the neoliberals who role their eyes when you mention neoliberalism.
So yeah, crush update....made her cry God dammit
She called me this morning in tears because of what she told me before ANNND because my rendering of coldplay's fix you is sad AF
So yesterday me and my crush were talking over the phone and shit got really intense, she told me some pretty sad and personal stuff and that was that.
But me, being the bigest brain in the room, recorded a song for her on the piano......I choose possibly the saddest song possible.....
WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEEDED
I feel like a clueless asshole rn
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RIP
Jobs
1920-2020
Epitaph: We hated you but you gave us money
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Your dreams are not your destiny.
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mindfulness meditation implies the existence of mindlessness meditation
What I don't like about quarantine is that everyone is zooming and facetimeing all the time and I just wanna loudly play piano
Mastodon is fun because mama ain't in it
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