Her: hey, I know this is difficult, but I must tell the truth....
Me: what happened?
Her: Nothing, its just that, I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE OMG I JUST HAD A SANDWICH WITH A SHIT TON OF CHESE AND IT WAS GREAT
Me: hey, ummm. I hate to admit it but...I LOVE CHEESE TOO OMG I'M GONNA EAT IT ALL