playing Starfield and listen I don’t know if I’m gonna need that thing later or whatever so I’m just gonna take it and nobody told me my ship had a cargo compartment and I had to put it all SOMEWHERE so
where was that store? I need a map.
Starfield: here’s the surface of the planet
But I- Starfield: look it’s the WHOLE planet!
no-
Starfield: the whole planet IN SPAAACE!
can I see a local-
Starfield: universe? Here you go! :D
I’m gonna sit in this lobby and cry
found this in Starfield on a table in a dive bar on Mars so…
it’s basically entirely indistinguishable from LA
some jackbooted jerks took me into custody over some spacesuit I ALLEGEDLY stole and tried to conscript me into spy service against people they CLAIM are criminals but I’m no cop
so anyway that’s why the entire navy now hates me and threw me in Starfield jail
more #Starfield
Sarah: we really need to get to Venus
mmhm
Sarah: our path leads-
hey Sarah
Sarah: but Venus-
Sarah look at my collection of stuffies I found and… uh, acquired
Sarah: …
do you- do you think Constellation is proud of me Sarah?
more #Starfield
Sarah
Sarah
hey Sarah
Sarah: siiiiigh
look how many MORE stuffies I have! do you think Constellation is proud of me NOOOOWWWWW??
So I says to Sarah, I says “is Constellation proud of me nowwwww?!”
Dad: She’s standing right there.
she’s ignoring us for something fascinating in the corner. or maybe she’s ashamed of me.
Dad: *sigh* Tilly
ps - Tim Russ as my #StarField dad is 🩷
can we get a selfie?
Mom: You know I don’t know how those cameras work
look over here
Mom: your grandmother, she understood tech. she was a marine!
over here
Mom: I should give you her old armor.
okay but just turn your head
Nana Visitor as my #starfield mom is the best 💜
Sarah. hey Sarah.
Sarah: not again
do you see my helmet
Sarah: can we not
what does the helmet say? on the tape?
Sarah: you know what it says.
no I can’t read it from inside. you have to tell me.
Sarah: *sigh* it says “don’t use”
I’M A RULE BREAKER, SARAH
I can’t carry any more
Sarah: but-
YOU can’t carry any more
Sarah: …
it had to go somewhere
Sarah: Why do you even have this stuff?
…reasons?
Sarah: what could you possibly need a plunger for in space?
don’t go in the cargo bay if you don’t want to find out
@tillybridges HAHA! This is hilarious! I love Starfield stories. XD
