I'm looking at a company hiring for techs to work on neat aerospace projects. they're a contractor doing stuff with GPS and calculating orbits and stuff!

and they want you to know Ada. NOPE, EJECT, ABORT, NOT A GOOD JOB

it's not about the language itself, mind you: Ada is a perfectly fine language, even if I don't know it.

It's that the people who want you to know Ada are the people who thought it should be required for all new programming projects, like the department of defense

this job listing is trying very hard not to reveal that they want to hire you to make missiles

kinda like how Uber doesn't advertise any of their jobs as being for Uber's self-driving cab division (you know, the one that has killed at least one person)

they're hiring for a "autonomous ride-hailing service"

I don't work for ABC companies:
AI, Bombs, Crypto.

and the annoying thing is that some of these companies know that there's people like me and are trying to hide the fact that they're hiring for ABC jobs

THE FBI!? in what world would I work for the FBfuckingI?

They delayed my wedding, tried to get me fired, and once mentioned my old 4chan username in a federal trial!
They very, very don't want to hire me.

@foone k so you don't want to work for ABCDF