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muesli  

"Cryptocurrencies are everything people don’t know about computers combined with everything they don’t understand about money."

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UnclePJ  

I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.

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Dzso  

She's a 10 but she's proud of being unvaccinated.

Who are we kidding? Anyone that dumb is a 4, tops.

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that one JNL  

the middle schooler: then I installed linux on my [school] chromebook

me: um are you allowed to do that?

middle schooler: I asked our tech teacher and he doesn't know what linux is so I decided yes

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Charlie Stross  

Q: Why is Donald Trump suddenly selling $60 bibles?

A: It enables churches to funnel money to him without violating the (US law) ban on political campaigning by churches—it's a form of money laundering, in other words.

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Dzso  

Me: *trying to open a design file so I can implement a new feature for a client*

Figma: "Please download and install an update, login, consider attending our conference, take a tour of our new app features, and help us file 12 years of back taxes"

Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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Dzso  

Some guy corrected my sauna technique in a very rude way.

Him: "No! No! No! You're doing it wrong! You ever been to Russian banya"

Me: "If you want it done the Russian way, go back to Russia 🖕🏻"

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Matt Haughey 🫠  

Slowly realizing our current existence on planet earth is actually more dystopian than almost any fictional story told but when faced with a plague of inhumanity my strongest protest to it is giving out as much love, compassion, and kindness as I can.

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Missing The Point  

ACAB does not include sheriffs seizing Trump property.

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Dzso  

I have too much self respect to listen to any relationship coach whose entire philosophy seems to be "men are the problem".

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Dzso  

On that note, Mastodon's server migration process is ridiculously easy!

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Dzso  

Ok, I realize that without the photo for context this toot is as useful as a fart 💨

Gonna need to migrate servers again...

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Dzso  

The world needs more fruit bars 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🍏🍈🍐🥝🥭🫐

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Dzso  

Thinking about using a dedicated Mastodon account to write a book via toots, and then organizing those toots into an entertaining ebook, final topic and format TBD. Any suggestions welcome!

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Dzso  

I don't want to be an angry person, but I've been feeling a lot of anger about the level of hate I've been seeing in the world lately. Like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone? Why can't humans be good to each other? 💔

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grin  

In #Hungary when a good person pass away they get into The Tomato.

(Paradicsom.)

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Dzso  

Hmm, can't seem to upload media or view trending posts from librem. Might be in search of yet another server soon. Any suggestions for servers that won't block me for saying "racism against any race is wrong"?

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We Distribute  
It may be that this is little more than an extremely unfortunate glitch, but it's really unfortunate timing for #Threads. The thing is, companies like Meta don't have a great history with #Fediverse projects.

https://wedistribute.org/2024/03/is-threads-hiding-pixelfed/
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Dan Sinker  

*whispers* most people don't care about decentralization and governance models, they just want someplace to hang out that's not a hassle.

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Dzso  

I'm finding it very difficult to find online spaces where I can be my authentic ideologically eclectic self and post openly about:



-ship
Lifestyle

Being
Being

Software
Consciousness




It's almost inevitable that people associate one or more of these with something that they hate. The world is too full of hate these days.

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