#badpun

Why did the #CIA close down their cafeteria?

They found a #leek.

#pun #badpun #dadjoke

Say what you will about Popeye, but he was houren-dously strong when he needed to be.
#ほうれん　#ダジャレ　#BadPun

#fowl #joke #badpun #turkey #meat #poultry #humor #comic #cartoon #goody #meme

Pro Tip to annoy everyone at work: Have each and every presentation contain a backup slide featuring a photograph of a massive painting, just in case you get asked about "the big picture". #badpun

Why were people in Vietnam communists?
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Because they are so viet.

#keltoups #sorry #badpun

Bonus #Joke:

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill...

It's a little fit bunny.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Animals #Rabbits #RabbitsOfMastodon #Bunnies #BunniesOfMastodon #Rabbitodon #Rabbit #RabbitJokes #BarJokes #BarJoke #BadPun #DadJokes #EltonJohn #BunnyToots #Bunny #Jokestodon #Jokes #DadJoke #Autocorrect

@spla @maegul @fediversenews Thank you! I figured it wasn't referring to Egyptian or Arabian Mau. That's a different breed of cat. #badpun #cathumor

Pourquoi les Français aiment le café fait par les conservateurs Britanniques ?
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C'est le tory factor.

#keltoups #pardon #sorry #badpun

TV show idea:

A wildlife rehab specializing in exotic avians.

Call it "Flipping the bird."

#badpun

@Callalily @starran @kurtsh
gets yours at onlyflans. just kidding. don't do that. #badpun #joke

#HappyStPatricksDay !

It's also #FollowBackFriday. I'm always happy to #FollowBack accounts that follow me.

#HappyStPatricksDay2023 #FollowFriday #StPatricksDay #StPattysDay #Picard #Riker #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard #StarTrekTNG #FunnyMemes #FunnyMeme #Irish #stpatricksday2023 #Pun #BadPun #Puns

My 8 year old MacBook finally died, so I had to get a new one.

Good news: Just found out my new computer can sing.

Bad news: It's a Dell.

#badpun

Meine Dam und Heron…

Four heron on Fogg Dam.
#MarshMadness
Three pied heron (Egretta picata), one white-necked heron (Ardea pacifica)

#photography #landscape #birds #BirdsOfMastodon #heron #flying #wildlife #nature #BadPun #SchlechtesWortspiel #art #ArtMatters #AYearForArt

I thought I caught a glimpse of a whale tail above her shorts, but it was a fluke.

#BadPun

@dnsprincess is your pop up blocker on #badpun

Just a reminder, peeps: It's Mastodo. Not Mastodon't.

#badpun #WordsOfWisdom

Yesterday I was telling my husband about some of the whale and dolphin facts I double checked while copyediting Blue Planet: Recontact by Biohazard Games.

My husband: So you were recording your cetacean citations?

#BadPun #DadJoke #TTRPG #BluePlanet

Why you don't want to talk to a physicist researching about elemental particles?
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They are often a Bohr.

#keltoups #badpun #sorry

Do you know why one should not sign contracts during December?
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They all have a Santa clause in them.

#keltoups #badpun #sorry