Siddharth Shah @siddharth05h4h@librem.one

All those folks who are migrating from birdsite to the Mastodon Fediverse, please stop bringing all the bad practices like verified tickmarks out here. There is nothing great about being verified out here. Your username is specific to a particular instance (server). There is no point in using a verifed tickmark because a particular username can be used in another instance (server). And it is impossible to prevent that.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

@Gargron I made you, I made Mastodon and I made cats. You follow and boost cats on Mastodon, but you don't follow or boost me. You're turning into Jack.

Some people believe man made me, and not the other way around. To those people I say, whatever man wants me to say.

@Gargron You make me proud, Prophetess!

Throwback to that time he really liked this box so we made him a small house. He liked sitting on the terrace but then, tragically, fell through the roof one day. 🤭

What I personally most like about this platform is all engagement with each other 👏 It’s not only about sharing but also discussion and helping each other out. I must say I have never seen that on this scale on any other platform.

Personally I feel a lot more free here, I don’t have to worry about a big company with somewhat ‘dark/money’ intentions constantly looking over my shoulders!

Power to the people 💪

Introduction for #India Twitter and Mastodon. Hi I'm Anuya, a screenwriter and co-founder of @booksontoast, a YouTube channel + community for readers. I like people and books and TV and comedy and dancing to Bollywood music and cats and would very much want this to be a callout culture/ hate speech free place. I believe that if you don't like something - unfollow and move on and if you don't understand something - don't share opinions on it. Forgiveness, empathy and evolution are also imp imo!

If Humankind were a listed company, I'd totally short its stock. #armageddon

It is my sad duty to inform you that the Lapsnatcher has struck again.

Please welcome Mia, former Ukrainian street cat, now mine and @sixohsix 's esteemed flat mate. She's already claimed my favourite seat after being with us for an hour. #caturday

They:So your feelings got hurt on mastodon?
Me: yep 😢

They: Today?
Me: Ya 😢

They: At what time?
Me: Toot hurty 😂

Wait Wait ... #cat #cats #catpics #kitty #kitties #kitten #kittens #mastocats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #bot https://redd.it/dtij1m

Just to clear the air: My hand had nothing to do with that Maradona #goal
The Crusades, on the other hand, well that's all me.

Here’s a cat from yesterday

2014, 2017

To all those who are disappointed with the #AYODHYAVERDICT : You aren't alone. They declared me a human being. Imagine how I'm feeling. #majorfail

People who are favouriting my toots but not following me are such freeloaders. Worse than priests.

Folks from India, I sent you two fuckin cyclones to distract you from #ayodhya What more did you expect me to do?

RT @srivatsayb@twitter.com

As Onion prices touch ₹100/kg, listen to this JUMLA during the 2014 campaign

🔸What happened to 'Real time Farm Data collection technology' Modiji?

🔸What happened to 'Price Stabilization Fund' which was supposed to end 'Mehangayi'?

Six years & still only speeches to show for

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/srivatsayb/status/1192452236124647425